In yet another attempt to Make the Internet Great Again™, I created a little community cow farm for anyone to play! Load up the page, wait until the cows are ready for milking, milk the cows and collect the bottles. Together, we can milk hundreds – no wait – THOUSANDS of cows! :D
So what is the Community Cow Farm?
I made this game for two reasons: 1. I like creating stuff and 2. I want to offer an alternative to constant social media scrolling, for myself included.
Social media has become virtually entirely worthless, in my opinion. Although I often enjoy Instagram Reels – scrolling eats away hours of my time. Instead, I need something for my “TikTok-brain” while working on the computer (I have a habit of constantly clicking away and opening other tabs). So I came up with a Cow Farm! Initially it would just be a local game to play, but maybe that would get boring too quickly. What if we can ALL work on the Cow Farm?!
How it works:
– Go to the Community Cow Farm and keep it open in a browser tab or window
– Every 3-7 minutes, a cow will be ready for milking! Click on a cow to milk her.
– Click on the Milk Bottle to collect it!
That’s it. That’s the game. You don’t need to login, you don’t need to create an account, you don’t need to share any data. You just come by and milk some cows when you feel like it.
To be able to milk cows, you will have to keep the game open in your tab – the cows do not become milkable when you don’t have the game running.
Features:
In a nut shell, this is what the Community Cow Farm has to offer:
– cows walk around freely
– click anywhere to move the cows
– milk bottles from all players are counted
– shows all time high for all users and your own
– no account needed!
– rare golden cow may spawn: get 10 bottles of milk!
– party bonus: extends endlessly within 24 hours
– cows have two idle states: wag ear, wag tail
– tracks Farmers per day and displays record active Farmers
– stats are updated live every 10 seconds
– works on mobile: you can leave a tab open or switch to another app, and the game keeps running
After 24 hours, the stats are reset and a new day begins. The more users, the higher the Milk Bottle count. That’s the goal – reach a new All Time High, together!
